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La missina sul podio all'Ambasciata USA per la festa del 4 luglio. Tanto pe' leccà er culo a Trump Perché me sento un friccico ner core Tanto pe' sognà d’esser 'a sua vamp Perché ner petto me ce naschi un fiore Fiore de fascio nero che noantri ce ammalia Che ce ariporti verso er primo amore Che fotteva l’Ita(g)lia con 'a demagogia E ce aritontoniva de mille e una bucia. Paolo Bolzoni, 2025 E grazie a Nino Manfredi! MELONI IL 4 LUGLIO
ON SOVEREIGNTY, TERRITORY, OCCUPATION, AND THE RULE OF LAW COUNTRIES are political legal entities universally recognised by the world community. Countries differ from NATIONS , which are the peoples who share common heritage, history, language, values, traditions, beliefs, sometimes religion. For example, England, Northern Ireland, Scotland and Wales are four Nations part on the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. INTERNATIONAL LAW is the basis for Country. Countries are Full Members of the UNITED NATIONS, with the only exception of the Holy Seat (the Vatican Absolute Monarchy) which has the Observer Status. All Countries are Sovereign within their own territory . Every Country has the unrestricted and indisputable right to defend itself, its borders, and its people(s) from foreign aggression, invasion, submission, deprivation of freedom and rights. The territory , the international borders, is defined by International Law , and can only be modified by mutual agre...
Jan Paternotte Member of the Netherlands Parliament for D66 ENGLISH TRANSLATION Why is the Netherlands not taking measures against the ethnic cleansing of Gaza? Because the VVD always blocks concrete action. And therefore never has a majority in favour. The VVD spokesperson lashes out wildly when you point this out. "Naive!" "Predicant's language!" As if the VVD members have been trained by Trump. I just don't get it. We stand side by side with the VVD to support Ukraine and to march in the pride in Budapest, because freedom and human rights are at stake there. Together we call what Putin does war crimes. Of course! Now people in Gaza are being shot dead while queuing for food. Hundreds. That is even the order that soldiers are given, they tell the Israeli newspaper Haaretz. The UN and other aid organisations have been banned by Israel. It is such a gross violation of everything we call humanity. And the Netanyahu government makes no secret of wanting to exp...
LIBERTAS IVS FREEDOM IS AN INALIENABLE RIGHT HUMAN RIGHT. IT MUST NEVER BE LIMITED IN ANY SHAPE OR FORM. https://libertasivs.blogspot.com/ LIBERTAS IVS is a blog aimed at discussions on the value of FREEDOM. Freedom is a fundamental value of mankind. The Universal Declaration of Human Rights is a milestone document in the history of human rights. The Declaration was proclaimed by the United Nations General Assembly in Paris on 10 December 1948 (General Assembly resolution 217 A) as a common standard of achievements for all peoples and all nations. Authors are invited to post their opinion on democracy, equality, freedom, gender discrimination, racial discrimination, international relations, military conflicts, religion and sociology. As freedom of thought is a universal right, you are welcome to post your opinion in FAVOUR or AGAINST freedom. Just explain why. All posts and comments in which the author supports hate, incitement to violence, racism and sexual abuse, will ...
Nuovo blog LPF Lino Patruno Foundation https://lpflinopatrunofoundation.blogspot.com/ ….”Se non ci impegneremo a diffondere ogni forma di cultura che possa portare arricchimento al nostro animo, perderemo la possibilità di dare un contributo importante alla formazione delle giovani generazioni.” Un connubio di grande innovazione è la sinergia tra Arte e Salute nella sua definizione di Salute dell’ Organizzazione Mondiale della Sanità sancita nel 1946 che definisce la salute come stato di completo benessere fisico, mentale e sociale e non semplice assenza di malattia. In tale contesto si pone l’arte e la musica favorendo la cura del corpo e dell’anima. Un luogo di comunicazione culturale e sociale, di fraternità e amicizia, per rafforzare l’opera di tolleranza e non discriminazione nella vita quotidiana e nelle azioni di tutti come principio di valore morale. Nasce così nel panorama Italiano, una Fondazione di grande spessore e rinnovata Fidu...
HISTORY AND PRINCIPLES OF ECONOMICS IN THIRTY LAUGHS Written in the language suitable to hooligans for who, having not a background in economics, fall prey of governments, crooks, and “it was on the news”. Be told you who vote! © Saint Buffoon Abbey, Maastricht, 2025 HISTORY AND PRINCIPLES OF ECONOMICS IN THIRTY LAUGHS
STORIA E PRINCIPI DI ECONOMIA IN TRENTA RISATE Scritto con un linguaggio da infima bettola per fare riflettere chi, non avendo basi di economia, è vittima dei governi, dei truffatori e di chi “l’ha detto il telegiornale”. Tremate voi che votate! © Abbazia di San Pagliaccio, Maastricht, 2025 Potete leggere e/o scaricare il documento in formato PDF qui. STORIA E PRINCIPI DI ECONOMIA IN TRENTA RISATE
OH, HOW A BEAUTIFUL WORLD Transposition of OH, COM'È BELLO VIVERE © I Gufi, 1968 © Paolo Bolzoni, 2025 I Gufi (Roberto Brivio, Gianni Magni, Lino Patruno, Nanni Svampa) are legends of Milanese cabaret and my masters. Lino is foremost world master and scholar of classic jazz. I wrote song lyrics and theatre scripts with Roberto and Lino. Oh, how beautiful it is to live In this useless world Where hate and crimes Make up dignity Where in the end if things go badly for you There are those who will save you If you have a mother, forget her If you go to war, hide In the end medals and glory Time will take away And those who returned already forgot Those who didn’t come back If you seek help, shoot yourself If you have a contract, burn it No one except someone Will ever honour it Betray those who trusted you Loyalty is for fools If you pray to the saints, stop If you go to hell, stay there You’ll find many friends there Who will warm you Maybe it’s hot, but why should you care It's b...
BELGIAN FELON ALES © Paolo Bolzoni, 2025 We the People, before we sack the Mar-I-Lie felon, and free the USA, demand all tariffs on Belgian beer to be removed immediately. The names are very apt for reminding all USA citizens who are the felon and the members of his mafia gang. The column “Label” lists the real name of the Belgian beers. The column “New Label” lists the name used to represent Trump&Co. The column “Damage Probability” lists the real alcohol by volume of the beers. It is now the probability of causing permanent damage (minus decreases damage) to the USA. That includes the labels named after foreign leaders. There are more than 2,000 Belgian beers on the market; I chose the ones most apt for the satire. For who is not familiar with the Washington stars (and surrounding): The Ugly Elon Musk, rocket man; Melania, Trump’s expensive servant; J.D. Vance, Vice Arsehole; Pete Hegseth, United States Secretary of Defense, Pent...
GB NEWS, London Dear Sirs, I am a fucking crook, and I have no scruples. I am a master of insulting, offending, deception, spreading lies, and fake news. I can destroy the personal life and the career of Heads of State, Prime Ministers, politicians, senior military, judges, human rights activists, environments organisations, refugees organisations, charities, medical doctors, journalists of independent press, celebrities, and Royals. I solicit for an executive position at your fucking station. I am determined to incite money laundering, bribery, corruption, hate, violence, riots, rape, mafia practices, gender and race discrimination. I shall give unconditional support to Truth Social and to X, disclose all names and address of all BlueSky and Substack users to be exposed as fucking communists. I shall promote special opportunities for shady deals in Cryptoshit and fake Personal Protection Equipment. I guarantee the election of Members of the House of Commons and local Co...
Ms Suzanne Scott, CEO FOX NEWS, New York Dear Ms Scott, I am a fucking crook, and I have no scruples. I am a master of insulting, offending, deception, spreading lies, and fake news. I can destroy the personal life and the career of Heads of State, Prime Ministers, politicians, senior military, judges, human rights activists, environments organisations, refugees organisations, charities, medical doctors, journalists of independent press, celebrities, and Royals. I solicit for an executive position at your criminal organisation. I am determined to incite money laundering, bribery, corruption, hate, violence, riots, rape, mafia practices, murdering all fucking niggers and Latinos, gender and race discrimination. I shall give unconditional support to Truth Social and to X, disclose all names and address of all BlueSky and Substack users to be terminated by the White Patriots. I shall promote special opportunities for investments in meme coins, and other cryptoshit, for fa...
FASCISTI SU MARTE (FASCISTS ON MARS) Fascisti su Marte (Fascists on Mars) is a 2006 Italian film, directed by Corrado Guzzanti and Igor Skofic. Based on the sketches made by Corrado Guzzanti as part of the TV program Il caso Scafroglia (2002), this movie is an uchronia, a “satirical exercise” in historical scifi-revisionism, filmed as a pseudo-documentary and parodying the style of the Istituto Luce newsreels during the Italian Fascism regime. The film was presented at the 2006 Rome International Film Festival, and in 2007 it was nominated for a David di Donatello for Best Original Song. PLOT In 1938, a handful of blackshirts, commanded by gerarca Gaetano Maria Barbagli, embarked on the prototype German space rocket Repentaglia IV, built with the help of physicist Ettore Majorana, and set out to conquer Mars, the “red Bolshevik and traitorous planet.” Arriving at their destination after a meteorite impact at 3 p.m. on 10 May 1939, the men set out to explore the planet, solving the firs...
WHITE SMOKE - A NEW HOPE NAMED POPE On Saturday, 26 April 2025, Pope Francis will be buried in the Basilica of Santa Maria Maggiore in Rome. A simple sepulchre, one word, Franciscus. Soon, the Cardinals will secluded in Conclave to elect the successor to Pope Francis. Will the new Pope be a (far right) conservative, or a progressive man who will complete the transformation of the Catholic Church initiated, amid strong opposition, and boycott, by the Curia? Will the new Pope be a novel Pope Luciani, John-Paul I, who died after 33 days in office? WALTER DI GEMMA - FUMADA BIANCA - 2004 Walter Di Gemma is a star of Milanese cabaret. The text of most of his songs is written in Milanese. White smoke…White smoke… Habemus Papam! White smoke…White smoke… Habemus Papam! People ask themselves all the time When will all these sufferings end? Church must mean charity for the world. What is your Holiness saying? I wish that all men and women of all nations Will no longer suffer all these tribulation...
OVER HET BESTAAN VAN GOD © Paolo Bolzoni, 2025 Op een prachtige zonnige dag landde een ruimteschip op het gazon van het Witte Huis in Washington, D.C. De heer Waarheid, een charmante octopus, Secretaris-Generaal van de Verenigde Sterrenstelsels, opende het luik en verkondigde het Goede Nieuws live op world vision: "Mijn mede-biologische wezen, al miljarden jaren weten alle intelligente soorten in het universum dat God NIET bestaat. Na de gebruikelijke overgang van de verering van natuurverschijnselen, hemellichamen, planten en dieren naar antropomorfe godheden, scheen eindelijk het licht. Na miljoenen galactische jaren van hersenspoeling, fanatisme, legendes, mythen en bijgeloof, reinigde een frisse bries onze hersenen. Onze wetenschappers bewezen zonder enige twijfel dat het universum is ontstaan door wat jullie de Oerknal noemen, of, met evenveel kans, dat het universum altijd heeft bestaan. We waren aangenaam verrast toen we merkten dat jullie wetenschappers tot dezelfde con...
ON THE EXISTENCE OF GOD © Paolo Bolzoni, 2025 On a stunning sunny day, a spaceship landed on the lawn of the White House, Washington, D.C. Mr Truth, a charming octopus, Secretary General of the United Galaxies, opened the hatch, and announced the Good News live on world vision: “My fellow biological creature, since billions of years, all intelligent species in the Universe know that God does NOT exist. After the standard stuff of worshipping natural phenomena, sky objects, plants, animals, and anthropomorphic deities, the light finally shined. After millions of galactic years of brainwashing, fanaticism, legends, myths, and superstitions, a fresh breeze cleansed our brain. Our scientists proved beyond any doubt that the universe originated from what you call the Big Bang, or, with equal possibility, that the universe always existed. We were pleasantly surprised when we noticed that your scientists came to same conclusion. Of course, we do not know, and will never know, what was ...
DELLA ESISTENZA DI DIO © Paolo Bolzoni, 2025 In una splendida giornata di sole, un'astronave atterrò sul prato della Casa Bianca a Washington, D.C. Il signor Verità, un affascinante polipo, Segretario Generale delle Galassie Unite, aprì il portello e annunciò la Buona Novella in diretta mondo visione: "Mie care creature biologiche, da miliardi di anni tutte le specie intelligenti nell'Universo sanno che Dio NON esiste. Dopo la solita transizione da adorazione di fenomeni naturali, oggetti celesti, piante, animali a divinità antropomorfe, finalmente brillò la luce. Dopo milioni di anni galattici di lavaggio del cervello, fanatismo, leggende, miti e superstizioni, una brezza fresca ci illuminò il cervello. I nostri scienziati hanno dimostrato senza ombra di dubbio che l'universo ha avuto origine da quello che voi chiamate Big Bang o, con altrettanta possibilità, che l'universo è sempre esistito. Siamo rimasti piacevolmente sorpresi quando a...
NEO-FASCISTS IN CHARGE OF ITALY Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni, go immediately spit on the grave of Giorgio Almirante, the piece of shit who raised you. If you don't do it, you confirm that you are a cowardly fascist. Take Ignazio La Russa, and all the rabble of your fascist ministers with you. Do it on world television! Giorgio Almirante was a fascist scum who wrote for In Defence of Race, a Fascist magazine which was published in Rome between 1938 and 1943 during the Fascist rule in Italy. The photo text reads: “Racism must be food for all” “Our racism must be that of blood, meat, and muscles” “There is only one way to block blacks and Jews: spill their blood” After the war, Almirante founded the Neo-Fascist Italian Social Movement (MSI) party, and was Member of Parliament from 1948 to 1987 (when he retired). Almirante was stripped of parliamentary immunity three times: in 1979, he was charged with trying to revive the Fascist Party; and in 1981 and in 1984,...
THIS IS USA TODAY © Paolo Bolzoni, March 2025 Transposition of "Those Were the Days" Original music by Boris Fomin (1900–1948) Original English lyrics by Gene Raskin Once upon a time there was a land When we had cannons loaded with flowers Remember how we laughed away the hours Think of all the great freedom we had on hand? Those were the days, my friend We thought they'd never end We'd sing and dance forever and a day We'd live the freedom we choose We'd fight and never lose For we were naive and sure to have our way Those were the days, my friend When the White House and we blend We thought they'd never end We loved the land forever and a day We had the freedom we chose For we knew the President felt the same way Then the Presidents told us truth We kept our freedom all the way If by chance I saw you in the booth We'd smile at one another and we'd say Here we fight, we fight Here we fight, we fight Stars and Stripes forever may glow Where are the...
DRESS CODE IN WASHINGTON, D.C. © Paolo Bolzoni, 2025 From our Washington, D.C., correspondent, evangelist Paula White-Cain, aka the Whore of Babylon. An extraordinary fashion show was recently held in Washington, D.C. Panic spread in Milan, Italy, the fashion capital of the world. All fashion designers are developing new sewer rat outfits for the next season. Melania Trump, the loyal slave to felon Donald Trump, is appointed fashion show director. 🤮🤮🤮 Convicted felon Mar-I-Fuck the USA, welcomes Ukraine President Zelensky to the Red Light Brothel (formerly known as White House). “ Look at how this Nazi clown dictator is dressed!” 🤮🤮🤮 Trump and Vance, two sewer rats, dressed like beggars, harass Ukraine hero President Zelenskyy. Cheap clothes, bought second hand in a street market, jackets unbuttoned, legs wide open, trousers cut at the ankle, fat rolling off the belly. 🤮🤮🤮 Brian Glenn, a sewer rat journalist, dressed like a beggar, jacket unbuttoned, ...
MALPENSA AIRPORT Transposition of L’aeroporto di Malpensa Airport, Cochi and Renato, 2007 © Paolo Bolzoni, 2025 ITALIAN AIRPORTS Bergamo - Caravaggio Bologna - Guglielmo Marconi Crotone - Pythagoras Florence - Amerigo Vespucci Genoa - Christopher Columbus Palermo - Giovanni Falcone and Paolo Borsellino Pisa - Galileo Galilei Rome - Leonardo Da Vinci Turin - Sandro Pertini Venice - Marco Polo MILAN MALPENSA BUNGA BUNGA - SILVIO BERLUSCONI, THE CRIMINAL WHO SCREWED ITALY. Like many others I dreamed of stealing Like them I wanted to evade taxes more Where impunity is guaranteed by the Fascist Prime Minister A tax haven painted deep blue Suddenly I woke up Head down, feet up Beneath me there was this thing Wow, I was above Malpensa airport Malpensa airport is dedicated to a dwarf Who in life deluded himself into thinking he was a statesman He confused polititics with pubic and immodest space The airport is well organised Doors are open to all crooks No boarding tax for tax evaders In the r...