BELGIAN FELON ALES
© Paolo Bolzoni, 2025
We the People, before we sack the Mar-I-Lie felon, and free the USA, demand all tariffs on Belgian beer to be removed immediately.
The names are very apt for reminding all USA citizens who are the felon and the members of his mafia gang.
The column “Label” lists the real name of the Belgian beers.
The column “New Label” lists the name used to represent Trump&Co.
The column “Damage Probability” lists the real alcohol by volume of the beers. It is now the probability of causing permanent damage (minus decreases damage) to the USA. That includes the labels named after foreign leaders.
There are more than 2,000 Belgian beers on the market; I chose the ones most apt for the satire.
For who is not familiar with the Washington stars (and surrounding):
The Ugly
Elon Musk, rocket man;
Melania, Trump’s expensive servant;
J.D. Vance, Vice Arsehole;
Pete Hegseth, United States Secretary of Defense, Pentagon boss, chief assassin;
Marco Rubio, United States Secretary of State;
Robert F. Kennedy, United States Secretary of Health and Human Services;
Marjorie Taylor Greene, Republican Congresswoman;
Paula White-Cain, Senior Advisor to the White House Faith Office;
Karoline Claire Leavitt, White House Press Secretary;
Javier Milei, President of Argentina;
Marine Le Pen, Leader of the far-right National Rally party;
Kim Jong Un, Supreme Leader of Democratic People's Republic of Korea;
100 million plus, an assorted mix of fools, criminals, fanatics, tax evaders, oligarchs, clerics et all, who elected the convicted criminal of Mar-I-Lie.
The Good
Martin Luther King, Civil Rights Hero,
Mark Carney, Prime Minister of Canada;
Roberta Metsola, European Parliament President;
Ursula von der Leyen, European Commission President.
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