GB NEWS, London
GB NEWS, London
Dear Sirs,
I am a fucking crook, and I have no scruples.
I am a master of insulting, offending, deception, spreading lies, and fake news.
I
can destroy the personal life and the career of Heads of State, Prime
Ministers, politicians, senior military, judges, human rights
activists, environments organisations, refugees organisations,
charities, medical doctors, journalists of independent press,
celebrities, and Royals.
I solicit for an executive position at your fucking station.
I
am determined to incite money laundering, bribery, corruption, hate, violence,
riots, rape, mafia practices,
gender and race discrimination.
I
shall give unconditional support to Truth Social and to X, disclose all
names and address of all BlueSky and Substack users to be exposed as fucking communists.
I shall promote special opportunities for shady deals in Cryptoshit and fake Personal Protection Equipment.
I guarantee the election of Members of the House of Commons and local Councillors with a reputation of corruption and incompetence.
I guarantee that the House of Lords will be filled with the worst crooks the United Kingdom has ever seen.
I guarantee a surge of market share, and pale BBC and ITV.
Above
all, I guarantee huge savings in your personnel cost; you can sack all losers like Boris Johnson, Nigel Farage and Crispin the Cobbler.
Looking forward to receiving your remuneration, immunity, and protection offer.
Fuck off,PB
PB
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