In 2029…
Could we join again, please?

BRITAIN REJOINS THE EU
© PAOLO BOLZONI, JUNE 2024

BREAKING NEWS
MILLIONS OF BRITONS TAKE TO THE STREETS

Ce n'est qu'un début, continuons le combat!
Nous voulons réintégrer l'Union Européenne!

Devastated by the consequences of Brexit,
Fed up with the denials of this Cabinet,
Angry at Labour’s failure to face reality…

Tens millions of Britons take to the streets
Holding mass demonstrations all over Britain

Furious for being laughed at the Commons,
The Britons marched to Westminster
Waving Europe flags chanting

Forward Britons to the rescue
We want to rejoin, we belong to the EU

What are we here for?
What do we want?
REJOIN THE EUROPEAN UNION!

Hey shout it here, shout it there,
Shout it everywhere
Join us, altogether
Shout, shout, shout
REJOIN THE EU!

NEWS UPDATE - JULY 2024
With the Conservatives wiped out,
Labour halved, and the
Commons controlled by the
Liberal Democrats, the bill Rejoin passed

Free travel and free trade resumed
The NHS functioned again
Shops are filled again with affordable products
Universities flourished benefitting from cultural exchange

All public buildings fly the European flag
All sea and airports display billboards
“Welcome to the EU”

Dedicated to Britain
MMXXIV AD

BRITAIN REJOINS THE EU