DONALD TURKEY
ANNOUNCEMENT, MAR-O-FRAUD
© Paolo Bolzoni 10 January 2024

I call upon all white and racist patriots to assault the NASA HQ, and arrest all scientists and technicians.
You will take them to my re-education clinic, and remove their brains.

I call upon all headmasters and rectors of all schools and Universities to burn all books on sexual education, and sack all teachers who dare talking about it.

I call upon all state Governors to implement a law to enforce the above.
State Senates which object shall be abolished.
I ordered all Supreme Court justices to reject any appeals.

I ordered Elon Musk to build one of his crappy rockets to chase and destroy Pioneer 10.
It carries offensive, pornography, and misleading messages about mankind.

It depicts man and woman with their private parts exposed.
Man and woman are not coloured in white.
There is no black man being chased by police.
The woman is slightly shorter than the man, she must be much shorter instead.
The woman is not chained, and she does not look subservient enough. And, there is not a horde of little kids around her.
There are two hydrogen atoms at the top left of the plaque. H is the most abundant element in the cosmos?
That’s a communist lie! CO₂ is the basis of life and prosperity. The bribes from drilling concessions feed me!
Each atom in a different energy state? Crap!
There is no quantum mechanics in my book, all citizens must vote for me, or serve a life sentence.
The wavelength of 21 centimetres (hydrogen decays at a time unit of 21 seconds) is another lie, I committed far more crimes!
There is no border wall surrounding the USA.
The man is not carrying a gun.
The man is not saluting in Nazi fashion.
There is no full size photo of the Maximum Leader, me!

Above all, it maps Earth’s co-ordinates, and tells alien species where to find and arrest me 😱😱😱