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OVAL BALL, OH, OVAL BALL
RUGBY WORLD CUP 2023
Soundtrack “Porta Romana”, 19th century.
© Paolo Bolzoni, 28 August 2023

Oval Ball, Oh, Oval Ball
There are 15 men who tackle
Another 15 men with courage
And then pay each other homage

For 80 minutes they run and struggle
Kick and pass and with the ball they juggle
In the maul they are a heavy crane
Battling for their nation they become a hurricane

The pitch is a long rectangle
There are flags at every angle
30 men plus one who whistles
It's maybe for a foul or maybe for a scrum

The scrum is a grand stable
There are no animals but eight sabres
Number two is the hooker
Number nine shouts “come on forwards, push”

Seven, seven, seven is twenty-one
Add two men and the squad becomes one
You are a rose with many petals
All of you are in fine fettle

He was a forward and a flanker
Now he is captain and our anchor
The head coach is a top-notch chap
He expects three beers when his fingers snap

There is more inventiveness in your sudden actions
Than a hundred chain reactions
The forwards win many battles at great price
In 80 minutes of immense sacrifice

All tries are the jewel in the crown
Like an orchestra playing a suite
No discordant note and the try is neat
Honour your nation never bring her down

There is so much courage in your actions
Never be afraid you are true champions
Trust, trust, endless trust
There is no limit in your dream for the cup

The third half is brotherhood
We drink more than we should
Where the beer flows freely
It’s a great wild party really

Three words at the bottom of our heart
Loyalty, courage, and respect
Loyalty is the basis, courage eases the pain
Respect for the shirt shows deep love for the game

Come on men no excuse
It only takes an instant to win or lose
Be ready to run into try like rockets
For your nation you are the spearhead

Oval Ball, Oh, Oval Ball
There are 15 men who tackle
Another 15 with great courage
And then pay each other homage

Dedicated to: Argentina, Australia, Chile, England,  Fiji, France, Georgia, Ireland, Italy, Japan, Namibia, New Zealand, Portugal, Romania, Samoa, Scotland, South Africa, Tonga, Uruguay, Wales.

Break it!

XXVIII - VIII - MMXXIII

Oval Ball, Oh, Oval Ball 

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