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The Gospel according to Paolo


I was once sitting on top of a hill next to Jesus.
He was telling the parable of the chap in Downing Street 10 who spent his life telling lies.
I told Jesus: “Forgive him Lord, for he is just a buffoon, he does not realise what he says”.
Jesus turned to me and said: “You just pulled words out of my mouth. Let’s have a pint, mate”.
In the pub, everyone looked and pointed at me (of course nobody knew Jesus, he was not a resident in the pub), but nobody dared to speak to me.
I told Jesus: “See old boy, they are Boris’ Cabinet, they just keep their mouth shut”.
Amen


© Paolo Bolzoni, 16 February 2022

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