Paolo Bolzoni

  ON THE EXISTENCE OF GOD © Paolo Bolzoni, 2025 On a stunning sunny day, a spaceship landed on the lawn of the White House, Washington, D.C. Mr Truth, a charming octopus, Secretary General of the United Galaxies, opened the hatch, and announced the Good News live on world vision: “My fellow biological creature, since billions of years, all intelligent species in the Universe know that God does NOT exist. After the standard stuff of worshipping natural phenomena, sky objects, plants, animals, and anthropomorphic deities, the light finally shined. After millions of galactic years of brainwashing, fanaticism, legends, myths, and superstitions, a fresh breeze cleansed our brain. Our scientists proved beyond any doubt that the universe originated from what you call the Big Bang, or, with equal possibility, that the universe always existed. We were pleasantly surprised when we noticed that your scientists came to same conclusion. Of course, we do not know, and will never know, what was ...

  DELLA ESISTENZA DI DIO © Paolo Bolzoni, 2025   In una splendida giornata di sole, un'astronave atterrò sul prato della Casa Bianca a Washington, D.C. Il signor Verità, un affascinante polipo, Segretario Generale delle Galassie Unite, aprì il portello e annunciò la Buona Novella in diretta mondo visione: "Mie care creature biologiche, da miliardi di anni tutte le specie intelligenti nell'Universo sanno che Dio NON esiste. Dopo la solita transizione da adorazione di fenomeni naturali, oggetti celesti, piante, animali a divinità antropomorfe, finalmente brillò la luce. Dopo milioni di anni galattici di lavaggio del cervello, fanatismo, leggende, miti e superstizioni, una brezza fresca ci illuminò il cervello. I nostri scienziati hanno dimostrato senza ombra di dubbio che l'universo ha avuto origine da quello che voi chiamate Big Bang o, con altrettanta possibilità, che l'universo è sempre esistito. Siamo rimasti piacevolmente sorpresi quando a...

NEO-FASCISTS IN CHARGE OF ITALY   Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni, go immediately spit on the grave of Giorgio Almirante, the piece of shit who raised you. If you don't do it, you confirm that you are a cowardly fascist. Take Ignazio La Russa, and all the rabble of your fascist ministers with you. Do it on world television!     Giorgio Almirante was a fascist scum who wrote for In Defence of Race, a Fascist magazine which was published in Rome between 1938 and 1943 during the Fascist rule in Italy. The photo text reads: “Racism must be food for all” “Our racism must be that of blood, meat, and muscles” “There is only one way to block blacks and Jews: spill their blood” After the war, Almirante founded the Neo-Fascist Italian Social Movement (MSI) party, and was Member of Parliament from 1948 to 1987 (when he retired).   Almirante was stripped of parliamentary immunity three times: in 1979, he was charged with trying to revive the Fascist Party; and in 1981 and in 1984,...

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THIS IS USA TODAY © Paolo Bolzoni, March 2025 Transposition of "Those Were the Days" Original music by Boris Fomin (1900–1948) Original English lyrics by Gene Raskin Once upon a time there was a land When we had cannons loaded with flowers Remember how we laughed away the hours Think of all the great freedom we had on hand? Those were the days, my friend We thought they'd never end We'd sing and dance forever and a day We'd live the freedom we choose We'd fight and never lose For we were naive and sure to have our way Those were the days, my friend When the White House and we blend We thought they'd never end We loved the land forever and a day We had the freedom we chose For we knew the President felt the same way Then the Presidents told us truth We kept our freedom all the way If by chance I saw you in the booth We'd smile at one another and we'd say Here we fight, we fight Here we fight, we fight Stars and Stripes forever may glow Where are the...

  DRESS CODE IN WASHINGTON, D.C. © Paolo Bolzoni, 2025 From our Washington, D.C., correspondent, evangelist Paula White-Cain, aka the Whore of Babylon. An extraordinary fashion show was recently held in Washington, D.C. Panic spread in Milan, Italy, the fashion capital of the world. All fashion designers are developing new sewer rat outfits for the next season. Melania Trump, the loyal slave to felon Donald Trump, is appointed fashion show director. 🤮🤮🤮 Convicted felon Mar-I-Fuck the USA, welcomes Ukraine President Zelensky to the Red Light Brothel (formerly known as White House). “ Look at how this Nazi clown dictator is dressed!”   🤮🤮🤮 Trump and Vance, two sewer rats, dressed like beggars, harass Ukraine hero President Zelenskyy. Cheap clothes, bought second hand in a street market, jackets unbuttoned, legs wide open, trousers cut at the ankle, fat rolling off the belly.   🤮🤮🤮 Brian Glenn, a sewer rat journalist, dressed like a beggar, jacket unbuttoned, ...

MALPENSA AIRPORT Transposition of L’aeroporto di Malpensa Airport, Cochi and Renato, 2007 © Paolo Bolzoni, 2025 ITALIAN AIRPORTS Bergamo - Caravaggio Bologna - Guglielmo Marconi Crotone - Pythagoras Florence - Amerigo Vespucci Genoa - Christopher Columbus Palermo - Giovanni Falcone and Paolo Borsellino Pisa - Galileo Galilei Rome - Leonardo Da Vinci Turin - Sandro Pertini Venice - Marco Polo MILAN MALPENSA BUNGA BUNGA - SILVIO BERLUSCONI, THE CRIMINAL WHO SCREWED ITALY. Like many others I dreamed of stealing Like them I wanted to evade taxes more Where impunity is guaranteed by the Fascist Prime Minister A tax haven painted deep blue Suddenly I woke up Head down, feet up Beneath me there was this thing Wow, I was above Malpensa airport Malpensa airport is dedicated to a dwarf Who in life deluded himself into thinking he was a statesman He confused polititics with pubic and immodest space The airport is well organised Doors are open to all crooks No boarding tax for tax evaders In the r...

L’AEROPORTO DI MALPENSA Trasposizione di L’aeroporto di Malpensa, Cochi e Renato, 2007 © Paolo Bolzoni, 2025 Aeroporti italiani Bergamo - Caravaggio Bologna - Guglielmo Marconi Crotone - Pitagora Firenze - Amerigo Vespucci Genova - Cristoforo Colombo Palermo - Giovanni Falcone e Paolo Borsellino Pisa - Galileo Galilei Roma - Leonardo Da Vinci Torino - Sandro Pertini Venezia - Marco Polo MILANO MALPENSA BUNGA BUNGA - SILVIO BERLUSCONI, IL CRIMINALE CHE HA FOTTUTO L’ITALIA. Come tanti ho sognato di rubare Come loro volevo evadere sempre più Dove l’impunità è garantita dalla missina Un paradiso fiscale tinto di blu All'improvviso mi sono svegliato La testa in basso, i piedi in su Sotto di me c'era una cosa immensa Ero sopra l'aeroporto di Malpensa L’aeroporto di Malpensa è dedicato a un nano Che in vita s’illuse d’esser statista Confuse lo spazio politico con quello pubico e impudico L’aeroporto e’ ben organizzato Porte aperte agli impostori Niente tasse agli evasori Nelle zon...

EUROPEI UNITEVI! Cittadini dell’Unione Europea, di Islanda, Liechtenstein, Norvegia, Regno Unito e Svizzera, sostenitori della democrazia e della libertà, compagni dell’ultimo baluardo della civiltà, donne e uomini d’Europa, ASCOLTATE ! Un'ora segnata dal destino batte nei cieli della sacra Europa, l’ora delle ritorsioni e della vendetta. Deputati, Senatori, Ministri di tutti i Paesi, capitani d’industria, patrioti, svegliatevi! La dichiarazione di guerra è già stata consegnata al criminale Donald Trump. La parola d'ordine è una sola, categorica e imperativa per tutti. Essa già trasvola e accende i cuori da Lampedusa al circolo polare artico: BOICOTTARE ! E boicotteremo senza pietà tutti i prodotti e servizi USA, imporremo dazi devastanti su tutte le importazioni, proibiremo la vendita e il consumo di cibi e bevande prodotte in USA, sequestreremo tutte le aziende controllate da società USA, per annientare l’economia USA, e scatenare la rivoluzione sociale per eliminare Trump e ...

EUROPEANS UNITE! Citizens of the European Union, Iceland, Liechtenstein, Norway, the United Kingdom and Switzerland, supporters of democracy and freedom, comrades of the last bastion of civilisation, women and men of Europe, LISTEN ! A fateful hour strikes in the skies of Sacred Europe, the hour of retaliation and revenge. Deputies, Senators, Ministers of all countries, captains of industry, patriots, wake up! The declaration of war has already been delivered to the criminal Donald Trump. The watchword is one, categorical and imperative for all. It already flies and lights up hearts from Lampedusa to the Arctic Circle: BOYCOTT ! And we will mercilessly boycott all US products and services, impose devastating tariffs on all imports, prohibit the sale and consumption of US-produced food and beverages, seize all companies controlled by US companies, to destroy the US economy, and unleash the social revolution to eliminate Trump and his gang of mafia criminals. Europeans, Democrats, free t...

FREEDOM MUST DIE Transposition of Jesus Christ Superstar “Jesus Must Die”  By Sir Tim Rice - lord Andrew Lloyd Webber © Paolo Bolzoni, 2025 FREEDOM MUST DIE   [ELON MUSK] Felon Donald, the world waits for you The criminals and assassins assembled here for you [FELON TRUMP] Ah, rocket crook, you know why we are here We’ve not much time, and quite a problem here [MOB OUTSIDE] Death! Hate! Racism! Fascism! Hosanna! Donald! Hosanna! Supercrook! [ELON MUSK] Listen to that mob of patriots cheering in the church! An order or two signed, and the whole world’s on its feet [ALL] He is the Saviour [MOB OUTSIDE] Donald show that you’re the crook we all say you are [JD VANCE] The frog Macron is on TV right now to whip up some support [PUTIN] A call for peace rousing mission that we must abort [ALL] Peace is dangerous [MOB OUTSIDE] Donald show that you’re the crook we say you are [ALL] Freedom is dangerous [PETE HEGSETH] Yes massacre, yes destruction, yes drilling, yes construction, no rest...

I SAW A LORD   A House of Lords Special © Paolo Bolzoni, January 2025 I SAW A LORD

I SAW A LORD A House of Lords Special © Paolo Bolzoni, January 2025 I saw a Lord sleeping on a bench Next to a Baroness who is no wench Dressed in heavy ancient hose Reading the PM’s crap in prose For Sir Larry’s guest can take revenge Whips buzzing like a bee Force the Lords on their knees Barking orders on how to vote Do as I say, you old dote Puppet, obey my decree Lord Bishop the groper Who thought that was proper He got instead a swat He turned to God How come I was caught? Lord (Evgeny) Oligarch of Londongrad Owns the Evening Standard but doesn’t give a tad Gossip and fake news sacked the circulation It’s now just a silly weekly edition Give it a year and it will be a doodad Baroness (Charlotte) Baby of Alderley Edge Who shocked the old bats with her young age Who served Boris the buffoon And made him see the moon So he helped his baby on the stage Baroness (Michelle) Money of PPE Born in the highlands of Robert Burns And who honesty strongly spurns Who is Rishi’s best dearie All...

OF THE JOY OF LIFE We of the 50s and 60s who were happy, we who played with friends, we who discovered life, we who learned about life before the age of 18. We who have not forgotten it. “We” it is “I”, one of many. This is our story. We who have been all these things and much more. We who had not FukFok, Fakebook, Istantfool, Shitter/X, Telecrap, WhatsThefuck. Of course, it wasn't always a bed of roses. We had our own problems, sometimes serious ones. Many could not afford holidays, ski, play tennis, travel, go to theatre and much more. We made mistakes, we made many mistakes, but we never blamed others, fashions, external influences. We knew that it was exclusively our fault, we learned from our mistakes, and we matured by learning the lesson. If you belong to this generation, send this post to your friends and acquaintances of your generation. But also to younger people so they know how rewarding our life was … Why did I write this post? Not to express my memories and emotions, ...

DELLA GIOIA DI VIVERE Noi nati negli anni ’50 e ’60 che eravamo felici, noi che giocavamo con gli amici, noi che abbiamo scoperto la vita, noi che abbiamo imparato a vivere prima dei 18 anni. Noi che non lo abbiamo scordato. “Noi” sono “io”, uno dei tanti. Questa è la nostra storia. Noi che siamo stati tutte queste cose e tanto altro ancora. Noi che non c’era FukFok, Fakebook, Istantfool, Shitter/X, Telecrap, WhatsThefuck. Naturalmente non erano sempre rose e fiori. Avevamo in nostri problemi, a volte anche seri. Tanti non avevano la fortuna di permettersi vacanze, sciare, giocare a tennis, viaggiare, andare a teatro e tanto altro. Abbiamo sbagliato, fatti tanti errori, ma non abbiamo mai dato colpa ad altri, alle mode, a influenze esterne. Sapevamo che era solo colpa nostra, abbiamo cercato di rimediare, abbiamo imparato dai nostri errori e siamo maturati imparando la lezione. Se appartenete a questa generazione, inviate questo post ai vostri amici e conoscenti della vostra generazion...