Paolo Bolzoni

DE MAGNUM MENDACIUM ECCLESIA CATHOLICA MAGNA SOROR SUL GRANDE IMBROGLIO - ON THE GREAT DECEPTION - OVER HET GROTE BEDROG © Paolo Bolzoni, I MMXXVI Latinus: paginae I - XI Haec est satira Magni Mendacii, Catholicae, Apostolicae, Romanae Ecclesiae. Satira non est de fidelibus, qui tantum victimae sunt, quibus ius est credendum in quis et quid velint. Testo italiano: pagine 12 - 23 Questa è una satira sul Grande Imbroglio, la Chiesa Cattolica, Apostolica, Romana. Non è una satira sui fedeli che hanno il diritto di credere in chi e in cosa vogliono. English text: pages 24 - 35 This is a satire on the Great Deception, the Catholic, Apostolic, Roman Church. This is not a satire about believers who have the right to believe in who and what they want. Nederlandse tekst: pagina’s 36 - 47 Dit is een satire over de Grote Bedrog, de Katholieke, Apostolische, Roomse Kerk. Dit is geen satire over gelovigen die het recht hebben om te geloven in wie en wat ze willen. DE MAGNUM MENDACIUM ECCLESIA CATHO...

  𝗚𝗔𝗭𝗔, 𝗛𝗔𝗠𝗔𝗦, 𝗜𝗦𝗥𝗔𝗘𝗟, 𝗚𝗘𝗡𝗢𝗖𝗜𝗗𝗘, 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗕𝗜𝗕𝗟𝗘 Don’t mention the war. This is a controversial post. The tragedy of the “war” in Gaza is not caused by 𝗮 𝗱𝗶𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗲 𝗺𝗶𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻, where Hamas and the State of Israel aim at cancelling each other from the map. It is an 𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗼𝗰𝗶𝘁𝘆 that already caused tens thousands of innocent victims of both sides. Where brutal assassinations, and ruthless devastations are the rules of the game. Since the horror of 7 October 2023, one can read thousands of daily posts on all social media, and newspaper articles on the “war” in Gaza. Most posts and articles support either the State of Israel, or the Palestinians. Many posts are full of hatred against the Jews, or against the Palestinians. Some posts even support Hamas. Most posts are written based on blind prejudice, without knowledge of the history of the Jews, of the State of Israel, of the history of Palestine, and of what and why is really happenin...

THAT ANCIENT DOCUMENT A CRITIQUE OF THE USA CONSTITUTION, WHERE THE WORD DEMOCRACY DOES NOT EXIST How many read the Constitution of the Federal Republic of the United States of America? Of those who read it, how many understood it, and realised the consequences it has on We the People, and on the rest of the world? This is a controversial post. It will make many angry, many sad, many shocked, many surprised. I ask you to read the complete document, including the integral texts, and the footnotes, of: THE CONSTITUTION OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA; UN UNIVERSAL DECLARATION OF HUMAN RIGHTS; EUROPEAN CONVENTION ON HUMAN RIGHTS; THE CONSTITUTION OF THE REPUBLIC OF ITALY; THE CONSTITUTION OF THE KINGDOM OF THE NETHERLANDS. You can also find the text of all footnotes in numerical order at end of this document. You will realise the fundamental differences with the Constitution of the Federal Republic of the United States of America. I welcome all comments. Insults ...

  IGRATORY BLACK SWIFT USA The migratory black swift is a migratory bird that migrates north from Latin America, Haiti, black Africa and other filthy shores. Arriving at the USA border, it flies over USA air space. It lands on the homes of local birds, occupies them, and begins mating without restraint, generating millions of filthy black swifts, which infect the lives of other local birds. They feed by stealing feed from local white bids anywhere they are. During the gestation period, they abandon their mates to rape the females of local birds. Their favourite pastimes are ambushes in parks, public gardens, train stations, on the streets, and shops, where they massacre local white birds with lethal beak slashes. They litter churches with their excrement. When injured, they invade veterinary practices, screaming, and stealing the beds for local white birds. Reduced to desperation, and possessed by uncontainable hatred, the League of White Birds declare a flight emergency. The...

PRIVATE EYE MAGAZINE, THE BIBLE OF SATIRE, PRESENTS THE YEAR 2025 CE IN REVIEW STARRING THE MOUNTBATTENS, BEN, VLAD, KEIR, AND DONALD Private Eye is a British fortnightly satirical and current affairs news magazine, founded in 1961, 64 years ago! It is published in London and has been edited by Ian Hislop since 1986. The publication is widely recognised for its prominent criticism and lampooning of public figures. It is also known for its in-depth investigative journalism into under-reported scandals and cover-ups. The privately owned magazine Private Eye is Britain's best-selling current affairs news magazine, and such is its long-term popularity and impact that many of its recurring in-jokes have entered popular culture in the United Kingdom. With a "deeply conservative resistance to change", it has resisted moves to online content or a glossy format: it has always been printed on cheap paper and resembles, in format and content, a comic rat...

IL MAESTRO LINO PATRUNO CELEBRA IL SUO 90 COMPLEANNO MAESTRO LINO PATRUNO CELEBRATES HIS 90th BIRTHDAY    Questo è il video completo del concerto dal vivo a Roma per celebrare il 90° compleanno del mio carissimo amico Maestro Lino Patruno. Il grande finale è “When the Saints Go Marching In”, di Louis Armstrong, è stato ospite del Maestro Patruno jazz band. Il Maestro Patruno è una leggenda del cabaret milanese, membro de I Gufi (Roberto Brivio, Gianni Magni, Lino Patruno, Nanni Svampa), e una leggenda del jazz mondiale. Con le sue jazz band, ha suonato con molte delle più grandi leggende del jazz. Il Maestro Patruno è uno studioso di jazz, cinema, teatro, attore (con regie di Federico Fellini e Pupi Avati) e conduttore di programmi radiofonici e televisivi. Il Maestro Patruno ha creato la Fondazione LPF Lino Patruno per la promozione della Storia del Jazz, delle Belle Arti, del Teatro, del Cinema e della Cultura. Ha donato il suo immenso patrimonio alla Fondazione...

HO INCONTRATO ROBERTO BRIVIO IO Ciao Gufo, che fai in quel del Monumentale? ROBERTO Tel chì el bauscia (sghignazza), sto lavorando, commercio in cimiteri, l’è el mè mestèe. Vorí savè el mestèe che foo mí Cominci ai des, finissi a mezzdì Giri el mònd cont la carretta Vendi i tomb, rapéghi la terra. Tucc me cìamen el cantamacabro. IO Guadagni tanto col commercio di cimiteri? ROBERTO Con gli altri tre malnatt de I Gufi carrettate de danee. Con tutte le guerre che ci sono in giro aveghem de mort! Sai abbiamo fondato la Mort 84? Abbiamo aperto cantieri in tutto il mondo! La Mort del Derby Club con le sue tombe, scongiuri e acque benedette, è al vostro servizio. Mort 84, i cimiteri famosi nel mondo. IO Vengo spesso al cimitero. Mi piace la quiete, penso alle mie future pirlate. ROBERTO (canticchiando) Al cimitero è bello andar Con la ragazza per la mano a passeggiare Puoi sempre andarci dalle venti in poi Non c'è nessuno e i viali sono bui E se il custode vi sorprenderà Stai pur tranquil...

ESTEEMED SUBJECTS TO KING BRIAN, STARRING WILBERFORCE THE SNAKE AND FRIENDS, CO-STARRING THE GREAT ASSASSIN, THE RIGHT HONOURABLE SIR LARRY THE MOUSER, CO-STARRING WE TERMITES FOREVER CO-STARRING THE JUMPING FLEAS THE HOUSE OF LORDS PRESENT, LIVE FROM THE HOUSE OF LORDS ON 6 MAY 2025, THE GREAT STAND-UP COMEDY SHOW ON “PETS YES OR NO” IN RENTED PROPERTIES.   LORDS DEBATE ON PETS   The video of the full debate is five hours long, but it is hilarious, priceless! BARON (PAOLO) BOLZONI OF BUFFOONERY ENDED THE JOLLY, VERY AMUSING DEBATE My Lords, I declare my interests as a lover of all animal species, visible or invisible (unless one uses a microscope with 1,000x+ magnification). I, certainly not respectfully, advocate that: All animals are equal; People are not equal; Most people are fools; There must be no discrimination among pets living in social housing, care homes, and landlords properties; And, I solemnly declare that Common sense, aka grey cells, are the sole Lord Justice....

FELON 47 SUPERCROOK Transposition of Pierre Antoine Muraccioli, Pietre, 1967 Thank you Pasquale Celano for the soundtrack arrangement  Lyrics © Paolo Bolzoni, 2025 I lie and they vote for me I am a crook and they love me Whatever I say, whomever I threaten I spread chaos everywhere I sell Bibles and shoes at $59.99 I betray the Constitution for a standing ovation In this world nothing can stop me All come to lick my beautiful arse I am Donald ready to  Terrorise the Dems I am the felon 47 I am the Supercrook I am evil and they support me I incite violence and they obey Wherever I go, whatever I do Dictators always stand by me I am a fool and people don’t see it I am the supreme Capo and the EU say aye In this world, there is no one Who dares say to me nay I am Donald ready For the coup Stand by your master The felon Supercrook I impose tariffs and sink the USA I have rapists and assassins in my Cabinet I build lagers for shithole folks I send them back to die like rats When I ...

THE OVAL BALL ACCORDING TO EUCLID © Paolo Bolzoni, 2025 There was once a chap who liked drawing He watched boys with a grape-shaped ball playing It bounced in a strange funny way Euclid changed the foci to make it stay The boys said “wow Master!” in awing. A RESPECT B COURAGE C DISCIPLINE D INTEGRITY E SOLIDARITY F LOYALTY G TEAMWORK H CAMARADERIE I PASSION RESPECT Respect for team-mates, opponents, match officials and those involved in the game is paramount. COURAGE Courage will smooth the pain. You know what is expected of you, the other 14 teammates rely on you. DISCIPLINE Discipline is essential both on and off the field, encompassing respect for the rules, officials, and opponents. INTEGRITY Integrity is central to the fabric of the game and is generated through honesty and fair play. SOLIDARITY Rugby provides a unifying spirit that leads to life-long friendships, camaraderie, teamwork and loyalty which transcends cultural, geographic, political and religious differences. LOYAL...

Private Eye Magazine è fin troppo gentile con il criminale Trump.  

Private Eye Magazine is far too kind with felon Trump.  

La missina sul podio all'Ambasciata USA per la festa del 4 luglio.   Tanto pe' leccà er culo a Trump Perché me sento un friccico ner core Tanto pe' sognà d’esser 'a sua vamp Perché ner petto me ce naschi un fiore Fiore de fascio nero che noantri ce ammalia Che ce ariporti verso er primo amore Che fotteva l’Ita(g)lia con 'a demagogia E ce aritontoniva de mille e una bucia.   Paolo Bolzoni, 2025 E grazie a Nino Manfredi!   MELONI IL 4 LUGLIO              

ON SOVEREIGNTY, TERRITORY, OCCUPATION, AND THE RULE OF LAW COUNTRIES are political legal entities universally recognised by the world community. Countries differ from NATIONS , which are the peoples who share common heritage, history, language, values, traditions, beliefs, sometimes religion. For example, England, Northern Ireland, Scotland and Wales are four Nations part on the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. INTERNATIONAL LAW is the basis for Country. Countries are Full Members of the UNITED NATIONS, with the only exception of the Holy Seat (the Vatican Absolute Monarchy) which has the Observer Status. All Countries are Sovereign within their own territory . Every Country has the unrestricted and indisputable right to defend itself, its borders, and its people(s) from foreign aggression, invasion, submission, deprivation of freedom and rights. The territory , the international borders, is defined by International Law , and can only be modified by mutual agre...

Jan Paternotte Member of the Netherlands Parliament for D66 ENGLISH TRANSLATION Why is the Netherlands not taking measures against the ethnic cleansing of Gaza? Because the VVD always blocks concrete action. And therefore never has a majority in favour. The VVD spokesperson lashes out wildly when you point this out. "Naive!" "Predicant's language!" As if the VVD members have been trained by Trump. I just don't get it. We stand side by side with the VVD to support Ukraine and to march in the pride in Budapest, because freedom and human rights are at stake there. Together we call what Putin does war crimes. Of course! Now people in Gaza are being shot dead while queuing for food. Hundreds. That is even the order that soldiers are given, they tell the Israeli newspaper Haaretz. The UN and other aid organisations have been banned by Israel. It is such a gross violation of everything we call humanity. And the Netanyahu government makes no secret of wanting to exp...

LIBERTAS IVS FREEDOM IS AN INALIENABLE RIGHT HUMAN RIGHT. IT MUST NEVER BE LIMITED IN ANY SHAPE OR FORM. https://libertasivs.blogspot.com/ LIBERTAS IVS is a blog aimed at discussions on the value of FREEDOM. Freedom is a fundamental value of mankind. The Universal Declaration of Human Rights is a milestone document in the history of human rights. The Declaration was proclaimed by the United Nations General Assembly in Paris on 10 December 1948 (General Assembly resolution 217 A) as a common standard of achievements for all peoples and all nations.  Authors are invited to post their opinion on democracy, equality, freedom, gender discrimination, racial discrimination, international relations, military conflicts, religion and sociology. As freedom of thought is a universal right, you are welcome to post your opinion in FAVOUR or AGAINST freedom. Just explain why. All posts and comments in which the author supports hate, incitement to violence, racism and sexual abuse, will ...

Nuovo blog LPF Lino Patruno Foundation   https://lpflinopatrunofoundation.blogspot.com/   ….”Se non ci impegneremo a diffondere ogni forma di cultura che possa portare arricchimento al nostro animo, perderemo la possibilità di dare un contributo importante alla formazione delle giovani generazioni.” Un connubio di grande innovazione è la sinergia tra Arte e  Salute nella sua  definizione di Salute dell’ Organizzazione Mondiale della Sanità sancita nel 1946 che definisce la salute come stato di completo benessere fisico, mentale e sociale e non semplice assenza di malattia. In tale contesto si pone l’arte e la musica favorendo la cura del corpo e dell’anima. Un luogo di comunicazione culturale e sociale, di fraternità e amicizia,  per rafforzare l’opera di tolleranza e non discriminazione nella vita quotidiana e nelle azioni di tutti come principio di valore morale. Nasce così nel panorama Italiano, una Fondazione di grande spessore e rinnovata Fidu...

HISTORY AND PRINCIPLES OF ECONOMICS IN THIRTY LAUGHS Written in the language suitable to hooligans for who, having not a background in economics, fall prey of governments, crooks, and “it was on the news”. Be told you who vote! © Saint Buffoon Abbey, Maastricht, 2025   HISTORY AND PRINCIPLES OF ECONOMICS IN THIRTY LAUGHS  

STORIA E PRINCIPI DI ECONOMIA IN TRENTA RISATE Scritto con un linguaggio da infima bettola per fare riflettere chi, non avendo basi di economia, è vittima dei governi, dei truffatori e di chi “l’ha detto il telegiornale”. Tremate voi che votate! © Abbazia di San Pagliaccio, Maastricht, 2025   Potete leggere e/o scaricare il documento in formato PDF qui.   STORIA E PRINCIPI DI ECONOMIA IN TRENTA RISATE

OH, HOW A BEAUTIFUL WORLD Transposition of OH, COM'È BELLO VIVERE © I Gufi, 1968 © Paolo Bolzoni, 2025 I Gufi (Roberto Brivio, Gianni Magni, Lino Patruno, Nanni Svampa) are legends of Milanese cabaret and my masters. Lino is foremost world master and scholar of classic jazz. I wrote song lyrics and theatre scripts with Roberto and Lino. Oh, how beautiful it is to live In this useless world Where hate and crimes Make up dignity Where in the end if things go badly for you There are those who will save you If you have a mother, forget her If you go to war, hide In the end medals and glory Time will take away And those who returned already forgot Those who didn’t come back If you seek help, shoot yourself If you have a contract, burn it No one except someone Will ever honour it Betray those who trusted you Loyalty is for fools If you pray to the saints, stop If you go to hell, stay there You’ll find many friends there Who will warm you Maybe it’s hot, but why should you care It's b...

BELGIAN FELON ALES © Paolo Bolzoni, 2025 We the People, before we sack the Mar-I-Lie felon, and free the USA, demand all tariffs on Belgian beer to be removed immediately. The names are very apt for reminding all USA citizens who are the felon and the members of his mafia gang. The column “Label” lists the real name of the Belgian beers. The column “New Label” lists the name used to represent Trump&Co. The column “Damage Probability” lists the real alcohol by volume of the beers. It is now the probability of causing permanent damage (minus decreases damage) to the USA. That includes the labels named after foreign leaders. There are more than 2,000 Belgian beers on the market; I chose the ones most apt for the satire. For who is not familiar with the Washington stars (and surrounding):   The Ugly   Elon Musk, rocket man; Melania, Trump’s expensive servant; J.D. Vance, Vice Arsehole; Pete Hegseth, United States Secretary of Defense, Pent...

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