Paolo Bolzoni

I SAW A LORD   A House of Lords Special © Paolo Bolzoni, January 2025 I SAW A LORD

I SAW A LORD A House of Lords Special © Paolo Bolzoni, January 2025 I saw a Lord sleeping on a bench Next to a Baroness who is no wench Dressed in heavy ancient hose Reading the PM’s crap in prose For Sir Larry’s guest can take revenge Whips buzzing like a bee Force the Lords on their knees Barking orders on how to vote Do as I say, you old dote Puppet, obey my decree Lord Bishop the groper Who thought that was proper He got instead a swat He turned to God How come I was caught? Lord (Evgeny) Oligarch of Londongrad Owns the Evening Standard but doesn’t give a tad Gossip and fake news sacked the circulation It’s now just a silly weekly edition Give it a year and it will be a doodad Baroness (Charlotte) Baby of Alderley Edge Who shocked the old bats with her young age Who served Boris the buffoon And made him see the moon So he helped his baby on the stage Baroness (Michelle) Money of PPE Born in the highlands of Robert Burns And who honesty strongly spurns Who is Rishi’s best dearie All...

OF THE JOY OF LIFE We of the 50s and 60s who were happy, we who played with friends, we who discovered life, we who learned about life before the age of 18. We who have not forgotten it. “We” it is “I”, one of many. This is our story. We who have been all these things and much more. We who had not FukFok, Fakebook, Istantfool, Shitter/X, Telecrap, WhatsThefuck. Of course, it wasn't always a bed of roses. We had our own problems, sometimes serious ones. Many could not afford holidays, ski, play tennis, travel, go to theatre and much more. We made mistakes, we made many mistakes, but we never blamed others, fashions, external influences. We knew that it was exclusively our fault, we learned from our mistakes, and we matured by learning the lesson. If you belong to this generation, send this post to your friends and acquaintances of your generation. But also to younger people so they know how rewarding our life was … Why did I write this post? Not to express my memories and emotions, ...

DELLA GIOIA DI VIVERE Noi nati negli anni ’50 e ’60 che eravamo felici, noi che giocavamo con gli amici, noi che abbiamo scoperto la vita, noi che abbiamo imparato a vivere prima dei 18 anni. Noi che non lo abbiamo scordato. “Noi” sono “io”, uno dei tanti. Questa è la nostra storia. Noi che siamo stati tutte queste cose e tanto altro ancora. Noi che non c’era FukFok, Fakebook, Istantfool, Shitter/X, Telecrap, WhatsThefuck. Naturalmente non erano sempre rose e fiori. Avevamo in nostri problemi, a volte anche seri. Tanti non avevano la fortuna di permettersi vacanze, sciare, giocare a tennis, viaggiare, andare a teatro e tanto altro. Abbiamo sbagliato, fatti tanti errori, ma non abbiamo mai dato colpa ad altri, alle mode, a influenze esterne. Sapevamo che era solo colpa nostra, abbiamo cercato di rimediare, abbiamo imparato dai nostri errori e siamo maturati imparando la lezione. Se appartenete a questa generazione, inviate questo post ai vostri amici e conoscenti della vostra generazion...