Paolo Bolzoni

This is a jewel! Bix, an interpretation of a legend (1991) Directed by Pupi Avati subject and screenplay by Pupi and Antonio Avati, Lino Patruno Music Producer: Lino Patruno Filmed at Davenport (Iowa) USA BIX, an Interpretation of a Legend

Questo è un gioiello! BIX - Un’ipotesi leggendaria (1991) Regia di Pupi Avati Soggetto e sceneggiatura di Pupi e Antonio Avati e Lino Patruno Produttore Musicale: Lino Patruno Girato a Davenport (Iowa) USA BIX - Un'ipotesi leggendaria

OPEN LETTER TO A RIGHT HONOURABLE (She/Her) LIZ, LUV, In the unluckiest event you’ll make it to PM, I decided to help you with the easy task to form your Cabinet. Now luv, off you go to the Queen with my list. Be a very humble girl. Her Majesty is a lovely lady who truly cares about her subjects. All she desires is care, equality, justice and freedom for all. DON’T break a leg, Paolo @Liberal Democrats @Scottish National Party (SNP) @The Labour Party ***  THE NEW UK CABINET *** STATEMENT BY THE PRIME MINISTER “Today, Britain enters a new era. New values will bless our great country. Britons are finally freed from all social crap and of the care for the commoners. There shall be justice for all those who deserve it. We aim at scrapping all public services and pensions. We shall continue to sack civil servants. I shall not rest till Parliament become an assembly under my command. PM question time will allow only one question, of course, asked by me: “Am I Britain’s saviour?”, followe...

Ciao, ciao Donald © Paolo Bolzoni, 2 April 2022 Ciao, ciao Donald

A Limerick There is a blonde, and some say, witty elf Who thinks far, far too much of himself He lives in Downing number ten Within earshot of Big-Ben Government warning! Lies can seriously damage your health. © Paolo Bolzoni, January 2022

The Gospel according to Paolo I was once sitting on top of a hill next to Jesus. He was telling the parable of the chap in Downing Street 10 who spent his life telling lies. I told Jesus: “Forgive him Lord, for he is just a buffoon, he does not realise what he says”. Jesus turned to me and said: “You just pulled words out of my mouth. Let’s have a pint, mate”. In the pub, everyone looked and pointed at me (of course nobody knew Jesus, he was not a resident in the pub), but nobody dared to speak to me. I told Jesus: “See old boy, they are Boris’ Cabinet, they just keep their mouth shut”. Amen © Paolo Bolzoni, 16 February 2022