Paolo Bolzoni

HISTORY AND PRINCIPLES OF ECONOMICS IN THIRTY LAUGHS Written in the language suitable to hooligans for who, having not a background in economics, fall prey of governments, crooks, and “it was on the news”. Be told you who vote! © Saint Buffoon Abbey, Maastricht, 2025   HISTORY AND PRINCIPLES OF ECONOMICS IN THIRTY LAUGHS  

STORIA E PRINCIPI DI ECONOMIA IN TRENTA RISATE Scritto con un linguaggio da infima bettola per fare riflettere chi, non avendo basi di economia, è vittima dei governi, dei truffatori e di chi “l’ha detto il telegiornale”. Tremate voi che votate! © Abbazia di San Pagliaccio, Maastricht, 2025   Potete leggere e/o scaricare il documento in formato PDF qui.   STORIA E PRINCIPI DI ECONOMIA IN TRENTA RISATE

OH, HOW A BEAUTIFUL WORLD Transposition of OH, COM'È BELLO VIVERE © I Gufi, 1968 © Paolo Bolzoni, 2025 I Gufi (Roberto Brivio, Gianni Magni, Lino Patruno, Nanni Svampa) are legends of Milanese cabaret and my masters. Lino is foremost world master and scholar of classic jazz. I wrote song lyrics and theatre scripts with Roberto and Lino. Oh, how beautiful it is to live In this useless world Where hate and crimes Make up dignity Where in the end if things go badly for you There are those who will save you If you have a mother, forget her If you go to war, hide In the end medals and glory Time will take away And those who returned already forgot Those who didn’t come back If you seek help, shoot yourself If you have a contract, burn it No one except someone Will ever honour it Betray those who trusted you Loyalty is for fools If you pray to the saints, stop If you go to hell, stay there You’ll find many friends there Who will warm you Maybe it’s hot, but why should you care It's b...

BELGIAN FELON ALES © Paolo Bolzoni, 2025 We the People, before we sack the Mar-I-Lie felon, and free the USA, demand all tariffs on Belgian beer to be removed immediately. The names are very apt for reminding all USA citizens who are the felon and the members of his mafia gang. The column “Label” lists the real name of the Belgian beers. The column “New Label” lists the name used to represent Trump&Co. The column “Damage Probability” lists the real alcohol by volume of the beers. It is now the probability of causing permanent damage (minus decreases damage) to the USA. That includes the labels named after foreign leaders. There are more than 2,000 Belgian beers on the market; I chose the ones most apt for the satire. For who is not familiar with the Washington stars (and surrounding):   The Ugly   Elon Musk, rocket man; Melania, Trump’s expensive servant; J.D. Vance, Vice Arsehole; Pete Hegseth, United States Secretary of Defense, Pent...