Paolo Bolzoni

The Prime Minister’s Top Secret Number 10 Private WhatsApp Group Chat. Strictly confidential. Idiots Only. © Paolo Bolzoni, 3 November 2022. With thanks to Private Eye Magazine for the idea. All characters were members of this Cabinet of Fools at the time of writing, 3 November 2022. All they need are lies, da da da da da All they need are lies, da da da da da All they need are lies, lies, And they’ll vote for us! 🤪 All adults have left the group. Rishi: Our Father who AM in Heaven; Hallowed be my name; My lies come; thy will be done on Earth As I do in Downing Street 10. All: amen. Larry: any rat around here? Rishi: Nope, they’re all on-line. Cruella: the plane to Rwanda can’t take off. Heavy payload in the cattle cargo. Rishi: steady on, Creepy. Starve them for two weeks, and try again. Akshata: brilliant, luv. Jeremy Hunt: we can pay for the fuel with money we save on feeding them. Cruella: 😂 🤪 👍 Rishi: what about scrapping the NHS? We can afford private health care, tough for t...