Paolo Bolzoni

THE CONCISE EVIL BIBLE ON SALE FOR 69.69 SILVER COINS THE HISTORY OF THE CREATION AS NARRATED BY AN UNREPENTANT MILANESE © Paolo Bolzoni, 2026 This is a satire, nothing but a satire. Any resemblance to facts really happened, and to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental, and it is the fruit of the author’s mind. This satire includes transpositions of the song lyrics of Jesus Christ Superstar (“Heaven on Their Mind”, “King Herod's Song”, This Jesus Must Die”) all lyrics by Sir Tim Rice, music by Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber, of “Ma che aspettate a batterci le mani” by Nobel Prize for Literature laureate Dario Fo, “Italians” by Cochi e Renato,  "Those Were the Days" by Boris Fomin, “Underneath the Mango Tree” by Monty Norman, “We Are the Champions” by Queen, “The Age of Aquarius”, Hair by Galt MacDermot. I want to thank a very smart US lawyer for the valuable contribution to this satire. LIBERTAS IVS CONCISE EVIL BIBLE  

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44 SEWER RATS IN LINES FOR SIX WITH THE REMINDER OF TWO INSIDE THE EPSTEIN FILES  In the dungeon of Jeffrey Epstein 44 sewer rats without shame Organised an auction To buy and sell babes 44 sewer rats in lines for six with the remainder of two In the dungeon telling babes we’ll fuck you They raped the babes in secret In lines for six with the remainder of two Shouting she’s mine, I was first In lines for six with the remainder of two With foam in their mouths In lines for six with the remainder of two They raped the babes In lines for six with the remainder of two They threatened the babes Keep your mouth shut, bitch Or you won’t get the money Never you forget We are the sewer rats They raped the babes in secret In lines for six with the remainder of two With filthy slimy hands In lines for six with the remainder of two Free babes for Andrew Mountbatten Plus a large tip for his missus Sarah In exchange...

SOCIAL MEDIA KILLS MOCKING BIRD WE SHOULD KILL SOCIAL MEDIA Social media became the cancer of society. Highly addictive, devastating for minors, spreading hatred and violence. Assassinations, racism, riots, and wars are celebrated as values. Presidents, ministers, politicians, and journalists are starring on social media. Fakebook, X/Shitter, Whatsthefuck, are the fertile ground where crooks and influencers become millionaires, and the social media providers make billions. The crooks and influencers are paid by likes and posts. The providers increase revenues by adding more users, and paid ads. There is a simple solution, kill the mocking bird killer. Stop rewarding posts and likes with money. End of the party. © Paolo Bolzoni, 2026

LA BIBBIA DEL MALE LA STORIA DELLA CREAZIONE NARRATA DA UN MILANESE IMPENITENTE IN OFFERTA PER 69,69 MONETE D'ARGENTO © Paolo Bolzoni, 2026 Questa è una parodia, nient'altro che una parodia. Ogni riferimento a fatti realmente accaduti e a persone realmente esistite, viventi o morte, è puramente casuale e frutto della mente dell'autore. Questa satira include trasposizioni del testo della canzone "Jesus Christ Superstar", testo di Sir Tim Rice, musica di Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber, di "Ma che aspettate a batterci le mani" del premio Nobel per la letteratura Dario Fo, "Italiani" di Cochi e Renato, "Those Were the Days" di Boris Fomin, "Underneath the Mango Tree" di Monty Norman, "We Are the Champions" dei Queen. Non ho tradotto in italiano il testo di un paio di trasposizioni in inglese.   Voglio ringraziare un avvocato statunitense per il prezioso contributo a questa satira.   LIBERTAS IVS LA BIBBIA DEL MALE