Paolo Bolzoni

HO INCONTRATO ROBERTO BRIVIO IO Ciao Gufo, che fai in quel del Monumentale? ROBERTO Tel chì el bauscia (sghignazza), sto lavorando, commercio in cimiteri, l’è el mè mestèe. Vorí savè el mestèe che foo mí Cominci ai des, finissi a mezzdì Giri el mònd cont la carretta Vendi i tomb, rapéghi la terra. Tucc me cìamen el cantamacabro. IO Guadagni tanto col commercio di cimiteri? ROBERTO Con gli altri tre malnatt de I Gufi carrettate de danee. Con tutte le guerre che ci sono in giro aveghem de mort! Sai abbiamo fondato la Mort 84? Abbiamo aperto cantieri in tutto il mondo! La Mort del Derby Club con le sue tombe, scongiuri e acque benedette, è al vostro servizio. Mort 84, i cimiteri famosi nel mondo. IO Vengo spesso al cimitero. Mi piace la quiete, penso alle mie future pirlate. ROBERTO (canticchiando) Al cimitero è bello andar Con la ragazza per la mano a passeggiare Puoi sempre andarci dalle venti in poi Non c'è nessuno e i viali sono bui E se il custode vi sorprenderà Stai pur tranquil...

  𝗚𝗔𝗭𝗔, 𝗛𝗔𝗠𝗔𝗦, 𝗜𝗦𝗥𝗔𝗘𝗟, 𝗚𝗘𝗡𝗢𝗖𝗜𝗗𝗘, 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗕𝗜𝗕𝗟𝗘 Don’t mention the war. This is a controversial post. The tragedy of the “war” in Gaza is not caused by 𝗮 𝗱𝗶𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗲 𝗺𝗶𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻, where Hamas and the State of Israel aim at cancelling each other from the map. It is an 𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗼𝗰𝗶𝘁𝘆 that already caused tens thousands of innocent victims of both sides. Where brutal assassinations, and ruthless devastations are the rules of the game. Since the horror of 7 October 2023, one can read thousands of daily posts on all social media, and newspaper articles on the “war” in Gaza. Most posts and articles support either the State of Israel, or the Palestinians. Many posts are full of hatred against the Jews, or against the Palestinians. Some posts even support Hamas. Most posts are written based on blind prejudice, without knowledge of the history of the Jews, of the State of Israel, of the history of Palestine, and of what and why is really happenin...

ESTEEMED SUBJECTS TO KING BRIAN, STARRING WILBERFORCE THE SNAKE AND FRIENDS, CO-STARRING THE GREAT ASSASSIN, THE RIGHT HONOURABLE SIR LARRY THE MOUSER, CO-STARRING WE TERMITES FOREVER CO-STARRING THE JUMPING FLEAS THE HOUSE OF LORDS PRESENT, LIVE FROM THE HOUSE OF LORDS ON 6 MAY 2025, THE GREAT STAND-UP COMEDY SHOW ON “PETS YES OR NO” IN RENTED PROPERTIES.   LORDS DEBATE ON PETS   The video of the full debate is five hours long, but it is hilarious, priceless! BARON (PAOLO) BOLZONI OF BUFFOONERY ENDED THE JOLLY, VERY AMUSING DEBATE My Lords, I declare my interests as a lover of all animal species, visible or invisible (unless one uses a microscope with 1,000x+ magnification). I, certainly not respectfully, advocate that: All animals are equal; People are not equal; Most people are fools; There must be no discrimination among pets living in social housing, care homes, and landlords properties; And, I solemnly declare that Common sense, aka grey cells, are the sole Lord Justice....